CARDRUNNERS

So while in omaha, Ka$ino (wcoop main event winner) decided to draw an mspaint for you guys. i still need to convince genius to as well, but this one is pretty good

I love his insignia. i need to start doing that. i will provide more of their drawings as they make them.

omaha has been awesome. ive grinded a ton and im doing really well. im up around 25k or so in the 6 days ive been here playing a lot of 5/10-25/50 nlm, the big mtts running and 5/10-25/50 plo. whenever im out here i do extremely well, im up around 50k in 13 days in omaha. i think being around genius, watching him play and talking things over with him helps a lot as he has some of the best insights into poker out of anyone ive ever talked to. hes really an amazing player and i cant wait to see him jump back in the 200/400+ games against ivey.

im going to cool off on the plo for a little and play lower stakes for a while to see if im ready to move back up. i did well but i feel like i just ran really hot to win ~20k or so in it. i also had a fun experience shorting 200/400 on ftp. i doubled my 8k stack and left like a true ratholer. i felt pretty bad doing it as i doubled through durrrr and hes a friend and really nice guy. i decided i prob wont be doing that anymore cause i hate when people do it to me so if i ever play in the future ill buy in for 8-12k and run it up and play it out a bit.

here are a couple of the plo hands to give you an idea of me running hot:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/388757

Full Tilt Poker Game #5325126697: Table Hendon (6 max) - $25/$50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 23:05:36 ET - 2008/02/19
Seat 1: SKILLAN ($2,333)
Seat 2: Arbianight ($3,950)
Seat 3: stellarnebula ($9,294), is sitting out
Seat 4: Eddy Scharf ($3,686)
Seat 5: The_Houdini ($7,731)
Seat 6: Daut99 ($2,408.50)
Arbianight posts the small blind of $25
Eddy Scharf posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Daut99
The_Houdini raises to $175
Daut99 calls $175
SKILLAN has 15 seconds left to act
SKILLAN raises to $775
Arbianight folds
Eddy Scharf folds
The_Houdini folds
Daut99 calls $600

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $1,800.00)

   
Daut99 checks
SKILLAN bets $1,558, and is all in
Daut99 has 15 seconds left to act
Daut99 calls $1,558
SKILLAN shows
Daut99 shows

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $4,916.00)

   

River (Pot : $4,916.00)

   
SKILLAN shows a pair of Kings
Daut99 shows a straight, King high
Daut99 wins the pot ($4,913) with a straight, King high
SKILLAN is sitting out

Summary
Total pot $4,916 | Rake $3
Board:  
Seat 1: SKILLAN (button) showed and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Arbianight (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: stellarnebula is sitting out
Seat 4: Eddy Scharf (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: The_Houdini folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Daut99 showed and won ($4,913) with a straight, King high

Pretty horrendous hand for him to have, but i get there anyway. this is close i guess and probably a call based on odds because he doesnt always have spades but its still ridiculous to get there a bunch of times in my sessions. i was 26% against this particular hand, and vs AA with spades id be even worse.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/387532

PokerStars Game #15373134247: Omaha Pot Limit ($10/$20) - 2008/02/18 - 12:16:19 (ET)
Table 'Iapetus IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: zeldon19 ($1697.15 in chips)
Seat 2: Skjervøy ($2037.50 in chips)
Seat 3: docholiday38 ($2461 in chips)
Seat 4: noynoy777 ($918.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Daut44 ($3237 in chips)
Seat 6: maroni ($2215 in chips)
docholiday38: posts small blind $10
noynoy777: posts big blind $20

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Daut44
Daut44 : raises $20 to $40
maroni: raises $110 to $150
zeldon19: folds
Skjervøy: folds
docholiday38: folds
noynoy777: folds
Daut44 : calls $110

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $330.00)

   
Daut44 : checks
maroni: bets $327
Daut44 : calls $327

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $984.00)

   
Daut44 : checks
maroni: bets $981
Daut44 : raises $981 to $1962
maroni: calls $757 and is all-in

River (Pot : $4,460.00)

   

Showdown
Daut44 : shows (a flush, King high)
maroni: mucks hand
Daut44 collected $4457 from pot

Summary
Total pot $4460 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: zeldon19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Skjervøy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: docholiday38 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: noynoy777 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Daut44 showed and won ($4457) with a flush, King high
Seat 6: maroni mucked

Dangerous move by me cause he almost definitely has AA with the Ace of spades, so im either drawing dead or hes got full house outs. just felt pretty confident he was doing the naked ace bluff here.

PokerStars Game #15372371188: Omaha Pot Limit ($10/$20) - 2008/02/18 - 11:36:10 (ET)
Table 'Iapetus IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: zeldon19 ($2449 in chips)
Seat 3: docholiday38 ($1156 in chips)
Seat 4: noynoy777 ($431 in chips)
Seat 5: Daut44 ($1512 in chips)
Seat 6: maroni ($2356 in chips)
maroni: posts small blind $10
zeldon19: posts big blind $20

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Daut44
docholiday38: raises $50 to $70
noynoy777: folds
Daut44 : calls $70
maroni: folds
zeldon19: raises $220 to $290
docholiday38: calls $220
Daut44 : calls $220

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $880.00)

   
zeldon19: bets $878
docholiday38: folds
Daut44 : raises $344 to $1222 and is all-in
zeldon19: calls $344

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $3,324.00)

   

River (Pot : $3,324.00)

   

Showdown
zeldon19: shows (a pair of Aces)
Daut44 : shows (a straight, Six to Ten)
Daut44 collected $3322 from pot

Summary
Total pot $3324 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: zeldon19 (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: docholiday38 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: noynoy777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Daut44 (button) showed and won ($3322) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 6: maroni (small blind) folded before Flop

LOL i run good. i guess i should fold preflop cause wheni hit flops i dont hit quite as hard but i like to play some of this double suited garbage on the button.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5296691575: Table Gladiator - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 19:26:04 ET - 2008/02/17
Seat 1: durrrr ($54,461)
Seat 2: Daut99 ($7,400)
Seat 3: Ugadabugada ($17,397)
Seat 4: legiao ($31,300.50)
Seat 5: Lystig ($8,000)
Seat 6: rumprammer ($13,544)
Seat 7: OMGClayAiken ($19,079)
Seat 8: Kongsgaard ($34,588)
Seat 9: Peter W Jepsen ($141,632)
legiao posts the small blind of $200
Lystig has 5 seconds left to act
Lystig posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #3

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Daut99
rumprammer folds
OMGClayAiken folds
Kongsgaard folds
Peter W Jepsen folds
durrrr raises to $1,050
Daut99 has 15 seconds left to act
Daut99 calls $1,050
Ugadabugada folds
legiao folds
Lystig calls $650

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3,350.00)

   
Lystig checks
durrrr bets $3,350
Daut99 raises to $6,350, and is all in
Lystig folds
durrrr calls $3,000
Daut99 shows
durrrr shows

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $16,050.00)

   

River (Pot : $16,050.00)

   
Daut99 shows a flush, Ace high
durrrr shows a straight, King high
Daut99 wins the pot ($16,047) with a flush, Ace high

Summary
Total pot $16,050 | Rake $3
Board:  
Seat 1: durrrr showed and lost with a straight, King high
Seat 2: Daut99 showed and won ($16,047) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: Ugadabugada (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: legiao (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Lystig (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: rumprammer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: OMGClayAiken didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Kongsgaard didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Peter W Jepsen didn't bet (folded)

am i ever not getting there with how im running? was a really good game for me to play in and im looking forward to grinding out more profit and taking some shots at it again.

ill post more when i get home but thats it for now as i have to catch a plane.

Sorry for lack of updates. Havent really been doing anything so i really have no excuse, just a lazy bum.

Been playing a good amount of poker. Has been up and down and im about even in cash, but I managed to take down the 5200 sunday freezeout which was nice. The replay will be really interesting to watch cause there were some good situations that arose.

In funny news I managed to get my ftp chat banned. A pocketfiver named USCphildo was making super troopers jokes about car ramrod, so i had to chime in. Apparently i also said some other things when i was railing the saturday 300 that in context were alright but ftp nazis decided to take me to chat jail.

Hello Ryan,

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We are contacting you regarding your chat privileges.

In reviewing your account "Daut99", it has come to our attention that
you abused your chat privileges while observing FTOPS Event #10. We
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copy of the offending chat is shown below:

12-Feb-2008 03:39:24 meow is that all? want to see me call this guy a
chicken fucker

In further reviewing your account, Ryan, we noticed that you have abused
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09-Feb-2008 20:52:09 welcome to 1776 reversed b'itch
09-Feb-2008 20:40:16 youd make a good hooker

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Probably a good thing not to have chat on the site.

Im going to omaha tomorrow, the flight keeps getting delayed which sucks but i will get there eventually. I drew an mspaint for my friend Laurie who lives in fayetteville North Carolina. She says she always hears noises outside her house and there are 2 serial rapists on the loose so she is scared, so i drew a picture of us defending her house. My weapon of choice was a baseball bat, and hers was the wooden shield from the original egend of zelda. if its good enough for link its good enough for me.

Never actually happened. But thanks to good old Dzoo from Liquidpoker and stars who has created his dream poker table and played out a hand as it would happen, we know what great poker is.

First here is the table he chose with his explanations for why he chose them:

Seat 1(and table captain): 'Curzdog' The only person who can play 8/6 and get constant action.

Seat 2: the infamous 'xxthejokerxxx' the only guy who shoves every gutshot no matter how deep u are or how little is in the pot at FR. And prolly the only person to have a 0% folds SB and BB to steal rate.

Seat 3: pre life tilt 'H@llingol' Who else thinks they are value betting 3 barrels with 10 high?

Seat 4: a new fav of mine. 'TOTMIDIAN' who else can fire 4 barrels on 3 streets? Its so scary to know that he can fire 2 bullets on the same street. I even heard that PT3 got rid of the infinity aggression symbol....its now just says 'tot_midian' in small letters.

Seat 5: 'Aragon' we all know why he is here,someone has to keep H@llingol in line. The only person I've ever called with KK preflop just to set mine vs and check fold flop to a cbet after his OR pre.

Seat 6: the best name in online poker and a personal fav 'Poopers' basically a modified and updated version of thejoker and origiator of the ridiculous overbet open shove (sickest move out there one that I have tried copying and lost many a buy in replicating)

Seat 7: another of poker's best minds 'Green Plastic'. ALtho isnt notorious for being associated with PS I had to include one of the godfathers of online poker and the fact that noone else sees a 4-5-6 all spades flop and looks down at KhJd and says 'well I have to c-bet here, but I'll give up if he calls'. Then the turn comes 7s and says 'well now I have to fire again.' He is also the originator of the PT infinity agression symbol and the reason the terms 'tricky and tough spot' were created.

Seat 8:another of LP's own. 'Wiseadvice' aka Blazed187 on stars.  no matter how big u re raise his EP limp he WILL call. and he WILL hit his set. and he WILL stack u with a str8 up flop shove cuz....well u just have to pay him off.

Seat 9: obv saved the best for last. No mere words can describe this man. the only person who TRULY believes that once his BB goes in he is pot comitted to any raise pre. And the only person to overbet the pot then check fold a brick turn. AND the only person who will get 22 all in pre no matter how deep with a smile thinking he is ahead.....a hero of mine.....'Twin-caracas'

what a table. such a sick dynamic of hyper aggros, tighter than virgin fish and god knows what else. heres the most memorable hand played by the crew:

PokerStars Game #10000000000: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2008/01/28 - 02:20:20 (ET)
Table 'Tyndareus II' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: wiseadvice ($5000 in chips)
Seat 2: curzdog ($25000 in chips)
Seat 3: xxxTheJokerxxx ($15000 in chips)
Seat 4: H@llinggol ($5000 in chips)
Seat 5: ToT)Midian( ($25000 in chips)
Seat 6: poopers ($15000 in chips)
Seat 7: aragaon ($5001 in chips)
Seat 8: GreenPlastic ($9000 in chips)
Seat 9: twin-caracas ($2200 in chips)
Seat 10: Grimmstarr ($5000 in chips)
GreenPlastic: posts small blind $25
twin-caracas: posts big blind $50
Grimstarr: sits out

Holecards( 31.4765.702.830.324 19.5178.432.070.200 27.1670.022.830.281 19.0478.902.070.196', STICKY, CAPTION, 'Preflop', WIDTH, 250, RIGHT, OFFSETX, 150, CLOSETEXT, 'Close');" href="javascript:void(0);" _fcksavedurl="javascript:void(0);">Odds)
Dealt to GreenPlastic:
Dealt to twin-caracas:
Dealt to WiseAdvice:
Dealt to curzdog:
Dealt to xxxTheJokerxxx:
Dealt to H@llinggol:
Dealt to Tot)Midian(:
Dealt to Poopers:
Dealt to Aragon:
*** ACTION ***
wiseadvice: calls $50
curzdog: folds
xxxTheJokerxxx: calls $50
H@llinggol: raises $650 to $700
Tot)Midian(: folds
poopers: calls $700
aragon: folds
GreenPlastic: folds
twin-caracas: snap calls $650
WiseAdvice: calls $650
XXXTheJokerXXX: calls $650

Flop(Board: win%lose%tie%EV 79.0220.240.730.794 13.5486.460.000.135 6.5992.680.730.070 0.1299.880.000.001', STICKY, CAPTION, 'Flop', WIDTH, 270, RIGHT, OFFSETX, 180, CLOSETEXT, 'Close');" href="javascript:void(0);" _fcksavedurl="javascript:void(0);">Odds) (Pot : $2,825.00)


WiseAdvice: checks
XXXTheJokerXXX: checks
Tot)Midian( says: I bet $2500
Dealer says: sir you have no cards, you folded preflop
ToT)Midian( says: =(
H@llinggol: checks
Poopers: bets $14300 and is allin
twin-caracas: calls $1500 and is allin
wiseadvice: calls $4300 and is allin
XXXTheJokerXXX: calls $14300 and is allin
H@llinggol: folds

Turn(Board: win%lose%tie%EV 22.5077.500.000.225 67.5032.500.000.675 10.0090.000.000.100 0.00100.000.000.000', STICKY, CAPTION, 'Turn', WIDTH, 270, RIGHT, OFFSETX, 230, CLOSETEXT, 'Close');" href="javascript:void(0);" _fcksavedurl="javascript:void(0);">Odds) (Pot : $37,225.00)


Tot)Midian( says: I bet $7000
Dealer says: *ignores midian's mandatory second barrel*

River (Pot : $37,225.00)


Tot)Midian( says: I bet $10000
Dealer says: *ignores midian's mandatory third barrel*

Showdown
twin-caracas: shows (two pair, Twos and Sixes)
wiseadvice: shows (full house, Fours full of Sixes)
XXXTheJokerXXX: shows (straight, Three to Seven)
poopers shows: shows (pair of Fours)
XXXTheJokerXXX collected $20000 from main pot
WiseAdvice collected $17925 from side pot
WiseAdvice says: ez, I know how to play poker like a fox knows how to hunt a hen
ToT)Midian( says: I'm allin
Dealers says: *ignores midian's mandatory fourth barrel*

Summary
Total pot $37950 | Rake $5 (stolen from Grimmstarr)
Board
Seat 1: WiseAdvice showed and won ($17925) with a full house, Fours full of Sixes
Seat 2: curzdog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: XXXTheJokerXXX showed and won ($20000) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 4: H@llinggol folded on the Flop
Seat 5: ToT)Midian( folded before Flop (and fired 4 barrels)
Seat 6: poopers showed and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 7: aragon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Greenplastic (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: twin-caracas showed and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 10: Grimmstarr (did not play)

dzoo is a genius.

I've been making up for all the time i wasnt into mma by watching a lot of old fights.  I gotta say i love it.  Here are some things for those of you who arent into mma to get you started and into the sport.  Its like chess with body parts.

First 2 pictures are from a BJ Penn vs Joe Stevenson fight.  They were fighting for the vacated 155 title because the champion tested positive for steroids.

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Awesome pic of the blood squirting out of his head while BJ penn is submitting him.  Joe tapped out soon after

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Here are some really cool videos worth seeing.

The first is the current 205 champion Quinton "rampage" Jackson back when he fought in Pride.  Sick Sick slam after almost being put in an armbar by his opponent, one of the most common submission techniques:

The second is the best fighter in history Fedor getting almost slammed to death, but turning it around and using one of his favorite submissions, the kimura:

The third is a full fight of Fedor vs one of the best heavyweights, Cro Cop to give you an idea of a fight that goes the distance. Videos are rounds 1,2,3:

The Fourth is a fight between 2 of the best 205s, Wanderlei Silva and Dan Henderson, the ending is really cool:

The fifth is a fight between Silva and Quinton Jackson from before, check out the power Wandy has in his knees and how dangerous it is to get caught in a Muy Thai Clinch:

The final clip is a highlight of one of my favorite fighters, GSP: