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April 18, 2009

My Blog is a lot like the stock market....

If you got out mid last year you are very smart. My blog has sucked royal ass lately. Sorry for the lack of updates but ive just been real apathetic lately about poker so i havent played that much past 5 weeks.

After my last blog entry on march 5th i went to nebraska for about 20-25 days. it was a ton of fun. i stayed with nick, joel and mitch who are all poker players that went to lincoln for college and are staying in a place out there. we went out basically every night, played a few rounds of golf, watched the ncaa and played minimal amounts of poker.

I came home around the 30th of march and since then i havent done a whole lot of anything. I have worked out maybe 6 times, went to the driving range a few times, beat the godfather 2 which probably took around 24 hours of playing, played a bunch of scoop, played almost no cash game hands, watched a ton of tv and movies, and i havent gone to bjj yet. its pretty pathetic.

so i made an mspaint a little while back and i dont know why i never posted it here. a few months back i posted a blog entry showing a yeti that mig, blake and roothlus made while they were in vegas and it snowed for the first time in 30 years. heres the blog entry i made that shows the yeti creation:

http://blogs.cardrunners.com/Daut44/mig-blake-root...

well anyway, i decided to draw some pictures of what happened later that day when blair tried to fuck with the yeti. he didnt believe that the yeti was really a badass and this is what went down:

if its too small to read, click this link: http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/Daut/BLAIRVSYETI....

It was a pretty graphic scene but the yeti doesnt mess around.

I also took some pictures of my jacked up phone. about a month ago i messed up my phone so that it wont charge unless i push up the charger a significant amount. so basically if i put a little platform to the left of the phone and put the charger in it would work, but otherwise it wouldnt recharge the battery.

normally this wouldnt be a problem, id just go get a new phone but i have a pretty sick game of brickbreaker going and i dont want to end it. then i lost my phone charger and only had a car charger left which made it really hard to deal with because nothing stays still in the car so putting something like a notepad next to my phone doesnt charge it in the car. So what i did was build a platform out of a rolled up postit note and an expired barnes and noble card. check it out:

so besides my massive brickbreaker score and everything else i mentioned not much is new in my life. last night i was really bored and up late so i started writing haikus for ufc 97 which is 4 hours away from ppv starting (undercard probably 90 minutes to 2 hours away). here are the ones i came up with:

Anderson vs Leites.....anderson by TKO:

a haiku from anderson to thales:
thales starts hopeful
exits crumbled and forlorn
i still has the belt

antidote cageside
spider bites are poisonous
knees transport toxin

sorry okami
you will never get a shot
you are too boring

Silva has the flu
Not even bubonic plague
Would help leites win

from gsp to anderson:
weighed one eighty two
knocked out thales in round three
i was not impressed

Chuck vs shogun....jeez...hard match to pick....love shogun but chuck is a bad matchup for him....so i just decided to make fun of both guys and not say anything concrete

chuck of old is back
rua cares not and kills him
old chuck just retire

rua has bad knees
they make for a good excuse
when you gas out fast

Chuck counter punches
Shoguns attack is frenzied
chuck wins by murder

Lacking cardio
his legacy is tarnished
dont care, WAR SHOGUN

Spring in montreal
While it is warm further south
The iceman is here

U.F.C. bans stomps
what good would they even be
If chuck wont stay down

from dana to chuck in a haiku that happens to rhymes:
you were once the face
now you are just a disgrace
get out of my place

Some others i made:

kryzysztof hates vowels
brian stann hates doing jiu jitsu
consonant owned

luis is ice cold
snapping arms at fight for troops
wont scare this monster

antoni is dutch
cheick will ground and pound a win
dutch suck at wrestling

vinny loves the ground
falls like a bitch when punched
you cannot teach heart

quarry likes to fight
Foes tie his limbs in pretzels
quarry hates to fight

no flying heel hooks
grant has seen pride highlight reels
find a new gimmick

Thats about it. ill try to post a little more often...

Entry Tags:

Apr 18, 09 19:35:27

WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands....

Hokulea

Apr 18, 09 22:48:38

wow u are awesome may have to skip thru past blogs any must-see ones?

LesW

Apr 19, 09 23:12:33

get a job

David B

Apr 20, 09 10:27:32

I wouldn't be too quick to blame yourself for the charging problems. I have now returned 3, count 'em, 3 bb8830's for that exact same issue. You have to rig it to charge for a few months then it will just stop charging and your brickbreaker scores are lost forever. As far as I know I did nothing to cause the issue to occur on any of those blackberrys.

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