CARDRUNNERS

 So last few days have taken a pretty ordinary dive. I played a bunch of 4 table matches at 50NLHU that I recorded and the results were pretty horrid. Had some good matches were I felt in control and playing well. Others, played bad and one just ran like ass. Lost 5 out of 5 flips,  flopped 2P vs set, missed draws, got called bluffing blah blah blah - just one of those sessions were nothing goes right. Unfortunately when this happens 4 tabling its pretty horrific. I ended up losing ~9 BIs to this guy and to make matters worse my laptop crashed while saving the camtasia file and I lost the recording. So gay as it was the session I felt least on my game and prob best to review. Meh - expensive, unproductive hour. 
It turns out that I might possibly be one of the biggest fish at 50NLHU. I have always hated this level for some reason but it seems FTP hates me more. I deleted most of my 50NL hands until this month cos it used ti tilt me looking at it on my PT3. According to PTR though Im sutck like 3.2k there in 30k hands which is just so god awful. I know i play pretty spewy there and its the level I go to try new things etc etc but man - I just suck so bad there. So I think Ill perma ban myself from playing there and just stick to playing 2 tables solid at 100NL and focus on getting back to 200NL shots. I will go over the vids I recorded though and do some reviews that should help plug some leaks. 
6Max has also been shit the last few days but I have played pretty bad. That said I was running pretty hot at the start and last few days played sessions when I didnt really want to and didnt play A game. Playing Laggy at 6max and not bringing A game is definitely burning money for me. So will ty and avoid that as well. 
There have been some moments of madness and fun though. This is one of my new favourite CTRL+M moments, which is something I seem to say every blog but yah I love CTRL+Ms so so much!

Just felt he never had the flush, would raise / fold Jx and I could rep the flush or boat.  Worked a treat! 

This one was a 6max CTRL+M gone horribly wrong: 
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4832124
This hand was pretty funny:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4832122 and the following chat ensued: 

mr ladrao: pot sized bet?

Villain: idiot

Villain: kill yourself

mr ladrao: pot size bet...  

mr ladrao: pot 

mr ladrao: size 

mr ladrao: bet 

mr ladrao: bet size pot 

mr ladrao: size pot bet

Villain: idiot shut up

mr ladrao: u lost to an idiot

mr ladrao: if u say im awesome and that that call was so cool you rock ill ship you $20  

Villain: nou wont otherwise i would hahah

mr ladrao: thats like almost 3 pot size bets 

Villain: haha 

mr ladrao: i will ship it

Villain: ship it first then well talk

mr ladrao: u havemy word 

mr ladrao: the word of an idiot  

Villain: okay your awesome and that call was so cool you rock 

mr ladrao: oh and you have to yell it when you type 

Villain: now ship

mr ladrao: i wanna hear it 

mr ladrao: louderrrrrrrrr

Villain: ship it ill put it right on table for u to take back  

mr ladrao: cant believe you believed me

Villain: obvi i didnt believ u

Villain: &&%%

Villain: c u n it

Villain: what why would u really ship me money?

mr ladrao: now reload with it   

Villain: hahah thats the nicest thing anyone has ever done consideringi talked &%!!  

mr ladrao: what can i say 

mr ladrao: im an idiot 

Villain: hahah

Villain: well im the A-hole who yelled at u hahah i just get pissed when i loose sorry for yelling "idiot

Villain:  hahah

mr ladrao: lciking my balls will get you nowhere   

mr ladrao: im just kidding 

Villain: hahah

mr ladrao: no worries  

mr ladrao: ;P

Villain: well i have JJ here but of coarse I see paint but no luck for me  

Villain: that was super nice of u though  

Villain: ill put it back in your pocket when u ebat me then i cant yell at u i can say thanks hahah  

mr ladrao: what can i say i take pleasure in stupid things 

Villain: so yoru up 15K mr ladrao thats legit

Villain: at least on tilt

mr ladrao: not today im not  

Villain: id be busto if it wasnt fo ru 

mr ladrao: im guessing all i did was delay the inevitable

Villain: hahahah exactly

Villain: keep me entertained another 10 mins 

mr ladrao: i do what i can 

Villain: def

Villain: haha

mr ladrao: this is literally more boring then waiting for HU action 

mr ladrao: im out 

mr ladrao: now bet pot this time 

Villain: so haha

mr ladrao: not some half pot then call it piot 

Villain: so check haha

mr ladrao: this is pot  

Villain: so your tellin me u have an ace huh  

mr ladrao: i would have riaed flop

mr ladrao: with an A

  mr ladrao shows a full house, Sixes full of Queens

  mr ladrao wins the pot ($29.95) with a full house, Sixes full of Queens

Villain: ahhahahah

mr ladrao: told ya

Villain: unreal to my Q 10 goddam

Villain: nh

mr ladrao: skill game

mr ladrao: im done donating 

Villain: im not asking my friend

mr ladrao: i meant to the table 

Villain: believe me i never ask anyone for money

Villain: oh hahah

mr ladrao: ipaid you for my own entertainment

Villain: yes hahah

Villain: well good luck playing HU

mr ladrao: and to sned this chat to friends and FTP support so they boomswitch me  

mr ladrao: ty sir   

mr ladrao: gl going busto 

  mr ladrao shows [Ks Ad]

  Villain shows [As Tc]

Villain: hahhaah

Villain: here u go

  mr ladrao shows a pair of Aces

  Villain shows a pair of Aces

  mr ladrao wins the pot ($31.20) with a pair of Aces

Villain: hahahha

  Hand #15653724097

mr ladrao: weeeeeeeeeee

 

I figured some charity might persuade FTP to undoomswich me and send me on a sick heater...
SO FTP balls in your court muthafuckaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss. Im sure they will reply - our balls in your face mr ladraooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo