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Game Notes: Awwwwwwwwwwwwe snap, I rolled these chumps (except I lost).

Seat 1: RunThisTable ($1620.25) - ( 200.00% / 100.00% / 0.67/ 1)
Player Notes: run this table?? more like run under the table...ha, i'm awesome
Seat 3: Nutedawg ($2022) - ( 100.00% / 100.00% / 0.00/ 1)
Player Notes: Thats how I roll
Seat 4: Mx225 ($604.45) - ( 0.00% / 0.00% / 0.00/ 1)
Player Notes: clearly not 1337
Seat 5: bart spijker ($1469.75) ( 0.00% / 0.00% / 0.00/ 1)
Player Notes: zero cool, seriously.
Seat 6: <3 Missy <3 ($925) ( 0.00% / 0.00% / 0.00/ 1)
Player Notes: It's like he was trying to lose (but he won, whatever).


PRE-FLOP:

Nutedawg posts small blind $5
Mx225 posts BIG blind $10
Dealt To: Nutedawg


FOLD bart spijker
FOLD <3 Missy <3
RAISE RunThisTable ($30)
RAISE Nutedawg ($105)
FOLD Mx225
CALL RunThisTable ($75)


FLOP:

Pot: $225
   

BET Nutedawg ($170)
CALL RunThisTable ($170)


TURN:

Pot: $565
     

CHECK Nutedawg
BET RunThisTable ($335)
RAISE Nutedawg ($1570)
CALL RunThisTable ($1010.25)


RIVER:

Pot: $3480.25
      



SHOWDOWN:
Nutedawg:

RunThisTable:


RunThisTable collected $3248.5 from main pot

SUMMARY:
Total pot: $3250 Rake: $2

Final Board:
     

Seat 1: RunThisTable (button) showed [4d 7d] and won (3248.50) with a straight, Three to Seven - Net Gain/Loss: ($1628.25)
  
Seat 3: Nutedawg (small blind) showed [Qc Jh] and lost with high card Queen - Net Gain/Loss: ($-1845)
Seat 4: Mx225 (big blind) folded before Flop - Net Gain/Loss: ($-10)
Seat 5: bart spijker folded before Flop (didn't bet) - Net Gain/Loss: ($0)
Seat 6: <3 Missy <3 folded before Flop (didn't bet) - Net Gain/Loss: ($0)


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I'll be headed back to Chicago tomorrow night.

The summer here was very fun but I am ready to go. I only played live twice (except messing around at some low limit games, story coming soon), but I am glad I came to Vegas. I met a lot of great guys out here, many of which I think will come on to CardRunners and post on the boards or maybe make a few videos.

The other night Beaumont, Mork, Nick and I went to The Aladdin to play some 1-2nl. First, Nick and I played 3-6 limit where I proceded to win 140 dollars in a 20 min. session. I won approx a $300 pot when I made the nuts on the turn in a 5 way capped pot preflop. It was so sick, the drunk lady next to me kept raising me the whole way, including the river (I had J8s on a 9T47Q board). On the river I thought there was a slight chance she had JK because i bet, she raised, i reraised, and then she reraised again. I can't believe she didn't have a straight to do this on this board, but oh well.

I took my profit to the 1-2nl game and sat with the guys. The four of us at the table were getting pretty drunk and having a blast. I proceded to tilt the table by showing 2-3 bluffs very early on. This British lady took offense to me bluffing the table (she literally was cussing me out, even though she wasn't involved in most of the hands). Eventually a hand came up where I flopped 2pair, bet, was called by her, then the turn brought a possible flush (i didnt put her on it because she was a pretty straightforward player and didnt seem like the "chasing" type) so I just shoved in for 90 more into a 70ish pot with my 2pair. She folds right away and says, nice flush, and says she folded a straight. I couldnt really believe her at the time, but based on her reaction when I showed 2pair (i was showing because i thought it was the best hand and i wanted a little bit of table respect) she just totally went off on me. It was pretty hilarious.

Then, the best hand of the night comes up. 7 limpers at the table, including me UTG with T4cc. Crazy British Lady is in the BB and raises it to $37. 37!!! So naturally I put her on AK and decide to call and try to get it all in if there is a flop without an ace or king. I have like 300 behind and she has maybe another 75. Flop comes down Qc6c3c, so i basically flop the nuts. She moves all in and i INSTA call and flip up my hand - she appears so confident because i think she cant even believe i have made the flush, well she has the AcAs so she still has outs, but of course she misses.

This lady literally begins to berate me like I've never seen before. She is cussing, yelling, saying things that I can't even understand because she had this thick, almost ghetto, british accent. She calls her husband, who I will call Rounder, over to tell him about the beat. He goes, YOU CALLED 35 preflop with that you FISHSTICK!! I said, yea, I had a feeling about it actually. He goes, IM SITTING down. So he goes to grab his enormous stack of 800 dollars (800 OMG!!!) from the other table and literally shoves it all on the table at once angrily. He is told that you can only sit at the table with 200, so he clears the rest of it of. Immediately he throws on his shades and Ipod (why anyone would bring an ipod to a friendly game is beyond me, and don't even get me started on the shades) which proves that he is a playa.

This guy procedes to get busted time after time. He raises pre, total rock calls, flop comes A high, guy checks to the rock who bets the pot, Rounder insta raises all in with AQ and gets called by AK. Later I raise to 20 UTG with 88, rounder goes in for 70 more after like 3 people call before that. I beat him into the pot and he makes a straight but I make a flush. The funny thing is he wouldnt flip his hand over pre (i wanted to, knowing I was ahead), but at the river he triumphantly announces "Straight to the king!!," and I go, "flush to the eight!"

This guy lost 4 stacks of 200 in about 1 hour, and he and his wife sulked back to their room without saying a word. I've never felt so good about people losing $1000; these people were absolutely miserable people. The funny thing is the guy thought he was so good at poker and that I was the biggest fish alive. He said he played in the main event as if that validated him being a good player. Interestingly enough, besides the T4cc hand, I didn't really play that bad. I got stacked once I think when I was bluffing, but I ended out turning a profit of about $150 on the session. Not bad for tipping 3 dollars every pot I won, drinking 6-7 vodka tonics, and playing just about every hand.

Poker is fun sometimes.

Side note: I'm playing on party a bit now, and it is going very well. I will post my stats once they are significant - I expect to be making 6 ptbb/100.

tc